yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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