Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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