Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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