Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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