did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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