Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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