ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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