You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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