OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Holy sore nipples Batman
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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