you guys were way drunker than both of me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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