How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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