You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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