I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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