Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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