Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The Olympian is in my bed
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