if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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