Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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