At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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