I want to have your abortion
My pussy is not your playground.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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