Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just tell him i said nine months
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Randomize
