She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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