Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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