I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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