I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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