im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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