We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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