My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
