That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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