i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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