just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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