you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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