some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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