OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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