SEEEEXXX PLEASE
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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