ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Randomize
