wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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