I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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