You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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