i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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