Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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