He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
