yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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