Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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