his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I had to cum in my sink.
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