id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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