She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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