My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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