Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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