Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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