just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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