From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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