i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You don't make any sense
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