Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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