how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
