Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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