So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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