it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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